diff --git a/crates/db_schema/replaceable_schema/triggers.sql b/crates/db_schema/replaceable_schema/triggers.sql
index 58862e66d..2d9b0df6e 100644
--- a/crates/db_schema/replaceable_schema/triggers.sql
+++ b/crates/db_schema/replaceable_schema/triggers.sql
@@ -655,55 +655,33 @@ CREATE TRIGGER change_values
 
 -- Combined tables triggers
 -- These insert (published, item_id) into X_combined tables
--- Reports
--- Comment
-CREATE FUNCTION r.report_combined_comment_report_insert ()
-    RETURNS TRIGGER
-    LANGUAGE plpgsql
-    AS $$
+-- Reports (comment_report, post_report, private_message_report)
+CREATE PROCEDURE r.create_report_combined_trigger (table_name text)
+LANGUAGE plpgsql
+AS $a$
 BEGIN
-    INSERT INTO report_combined (published, comment_report_id)
-        VALUES (NEW.published, NEW.id);
-    RETURN NEW;
-END
-$$;
+    EXECUTE replace($b$ CREATE FUNCTION r.report_combined_thing_insert ( )
+            RETURNS TRIGGER
+            LANGUAGE plpgsql
+            AS $$
+            BEGIN
+                INSERT INTO report_combined (published, thing_id)
+                    VALUES (NEW.published, NEW.id);
+                RETURN NEW;
+            END $$;
+    CREATE TRIGGER report_combined
+        AFTER INSERT ON thing
+        FOR EACH ROW
+        EXECUTE FUNCTION r.report_combined_thing_insert ( );
+        $b$,
+        'thing',
+        table_name);
+END;
+$a$;
 
-CREATE TRIGGER report_combined_comment
-    AFTER INSERT ON comment_report
-    FOR EACH ROW
-    EXECUTE FUNCTION r.report_combined_comment_report_insert ();
+CALL r.create_report_combined_trigger ('post_report');
 
--- Post
-CREATE FUNCTION r.report_combined_post_report_insert ()
-    RETURNS TRIGGER
-    LANGUAGE plpgsql
-    AS $$
-BEGIN
-    INSERT INTO report_combined (published, post_report_id)
-        VALUES (NEW.published, NEW.id);
-    RETURN NEW;
-END
-$$;
+CALL r.create_report_combined_trigger ('comment_report');
 
-CREATE TRIGGER report_combined_post
-    AFTER INSERT ON post_report
-    FOR EACH ROW
-    EXECUTE FUNCTION r.report_combined_post_report_insert ();
-
--- Private message
-CREATE FUNCTION r.report_combined_private_message_report_insert ()
-    RETURNS TRIGGER
-    LANGUAGE plpgsql
-    AS $$
-BEGIN
-    INSERT INTO report_combined (published, private_message_report_id)
-        VALUES (NEW.published, NEW.id);
-    RETURN NEW;
-END
-$$;
-
-CREATE TRIGGER report_combined_private_message
-    AFTER INSERT ON private_message_report
-    FOR EACH ROW
-    EXECUTE FUNCTION r.report_combined_private_message_report_insert ();
+CALL r.create_report_combined_trigger ('private_message_report');